Marrying a white person seems terrifying tbh . Hiking ? Skiing ?!?!???? Camping ?!??????? MILD SALSA ?!???????????!!!!!!!!!!! COUNTRY CLUB ?!?!?????????????????!!!
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that cat looks like it’s bout to send the kid to the shadow realm
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that’s a goddamn person
as a chair
forniphilia
it’s a legit sexual fetish to use a person as form of furniture
Posted on 13th Mar at 2:02 AM, with 535,222 notes
did you know that “friends” stands for:
- feebee
- rachel
- it’s joey
- everyone is friends
- nonica
- dross
- shandler
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Imagine you go to Subway and ask for a foot long peanut butter and jelly. They say they don’t make that! All of a sudden a man eating cuts his arm and start bleeding profusely and you point at the bloody arm and tell employee to use the blood as jelly!
Posted on 13th Mar at 2:00 AM, with 41,035 notes
no:
BIG PANTS BIG PANTS BIG PANTS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS
What
Posted on 12th Oct at 1:20 AM, with 109,197 notes
yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)
